8.18.2008

Look out - Helter Skelter.

I like that my summer vacation is a true summer vacation (June-September) but I don't like all of these back-to-school sales and Last Fling city festivals. These people are cramping my summer style. Jean shorts, sunglasses, golf hat, and cruiser bike all the way.

Things I didn't know about Charlie Manson: His infamous murders of yuppie, rich white people was all a plan. He planned the murder to look as if it had been done by a group of black people. This would create some hostility between races and thus create Helter Skelter - a war between the black and white races. Where would Charlie and his crew be during this war? Well, get this. He was going to take the Family to Death Valley where there is a hole/portal in the ground that leads to a heavenly place filled with trees with 12 different fruits, endless sunlight, and rivers of honey. During the war above, they would hang out, mate until they reached a population of 144,000 (something with Revelations), and wait for the war to end. Once everyone had killed one another, he would come out of his hole with his new and improved master race.

I haven't finished the book, but I don't think he got there. The last time I heard from him was on a YouTube video from the '80s and he couldn't even construct sentences.

Way to go, buddy.