Corinne and I made dinner last night and I cooked chicken on the grill. I was awarded 10 man points and as soon as I cook a steak I will be updated to boy status. I need to grow up in the man department (i.e. hammering nails, putting up dry wall, drinking shitty beer) so those avid readers of Me, Myself, and Austin know that I want to shoot a gun this summer and I think that will help my manliness as well.
I'm buying my sister Guitar Hero 2 and taking her to the zoo for her birthday. It's a semi-selfish gift, but I consider myself a stellar brother.
Baby, put down the knife, sometime I wanna save your life.
